I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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