North Korea, Best Korea!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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