Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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