I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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