Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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