dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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