is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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