all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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