then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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