Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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