Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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