You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I had to cum in my sink.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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