Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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