Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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