problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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