why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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