Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I think i got beer on your cat.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
