the new term for farting is butt boxing.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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