What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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