I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
