Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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