Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
hows the party?
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be there in 10
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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