PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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