That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
