I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My feet surprised me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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