plz talk dirty to me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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