dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And then my night got REAL pukey
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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