I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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