hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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