Got a toothbrush?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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