never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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