There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We are two peas in an std pod
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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