Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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