I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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