awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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