he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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