this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
