i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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