Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
how does that bad decision feel?
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