You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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