I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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