Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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