I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Randomize
