North Korea, Best Korea!
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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