at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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