I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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