Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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