uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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