i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Enjoy the penises
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
