he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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