We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
