How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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