i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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