If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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