It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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