at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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