How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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