He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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